Now, for those of you unlucky people who do not have college, I am your savior. (Seriously) You are deprived from having quotes. Although I have only a few, I shall share them with you.

"For example, I'm Irish and I'm Jamaican. I should be drunk and high right now but I'm not cuz I'm Mormon." -Me. . .you don't want to know

"I like things that can stand. The smaller the better, that means they're more intelligent." -Me

"I DESERVE to annihalate all of the idiots in the world." -Me



My favorite personality teacher Bro. Merril:

"Aw man. . . it's in Japanese. That's not gonna help."

". . . bunch of anime freakishness." (Looking for something on youtube.)

"They had better fix the air conditioner. This is well earned fat! I don't wanna lose it in sweat!"

"Oh yeah, like Titanic wasn't three hours of abject misery."

"If I were to ever to write a book on Bill Clinton, I'd title it Pants on Fire."

"That was a drug induced yawn."

"Sex is NOT EVIL."

"We'd be naval lint on a snake. . . if a snake had a navel."

"If I were a single man and vreepy, I'd ask one of you ladies to dance up here."

"Stalking is weird. . . it just is!"